spiderweb-bf:

I don’t think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything

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dragontatoes:

2urban2fantasy:

dykentery:

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sometimes i <3 aita posts

What a rollercoaster

holy fuck i thought 8m meant the son was 8 MONTHS old

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rthko:

Women light up the world. That’s why it’s called Broad daylight.

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neil-gaiman:

thatwritererinoriordan:

neil-gaiman:

emeeedee:

wait wait wait

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A Blue Sky conversation.

At the risk of sounding like Aziraphale: It should properly say “Every day,” not “everyday.” “Everyday” is an adjective describing commonplace things: my everyday dishes (not for company), your everyday shoes for running errands. If we decide that everyday and “every day” mean the same thing, then there’s no reason not to jam every adjective into its noun: redwheelbarrow, whitechickens. Then where does it end?

Well, you’re right. But you’re wrong.

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It’s a quotation, after all. And changing a song lyric would really irritate the pedants…

redpandarascal:

datsderbunnyblog:

oleanthe:

crpplpnk:

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Their names were Nerissa and Katherine Bowes-Lyon. They were kept in the Royal Earlswood Hospital, formerly known as “The Asylum for Idiots”. Burke’s Peerage listed them both as deceased in the 1940s but Nerissa died in 1996 and Katherine died in 2014.

The hospital had no record of any visit from the family during the time the sisters were there, and they never received a birthday or Christmas card. They also received no money beyond the £125 paid to the hospital per year.

Nerissa Bowes-Lyon was buried in a pauper’s grave with a plastic marker and a serial number:

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The family didn’t even buy her a headstone until a Channel 4 documentary highlighted the sisters’ story and showed the grave. None of her family had attended her funeral.

The Queen was reported to be “hugely distressed” by the airing of the documentary.

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“Can I just say something in MY defense? We had to keep our disabled family members a secret, because then people might start to question whether my family has magic blood that makes us uniquely able to govern.”

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cumstreet:

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fuck whoever turned off reblogs on this post

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wayneradiotv:

aw fuck i activated stinky keys

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ceekari:

biologizeable:

I can relate to this on every level

“postmortem decay set in SERIOUSLY quickly”

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Originally posted by mazurga

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dyke-on:

I don’t care if no new shows come out for 2 years, the sheer amount of media that exists couldn’t be watched in a million years. Go back and watch old movies and shows, YouTube videos, documentaries, read a book. Anyone acting like this writers strike is less important than their entertainment, you aren’t a leftist or an ally to the working class, you’re a spoiled bougie brat

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siphonophorenet:

maykitz:

ohhh my god you brought me back a stick i threw? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite the mailman

This is the meanest post on this entire website

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